Jab testHalf Swedish, half Argentinian — building, destroying, and hoarding the internet since 1996Ask
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Jab test

I'm Jab, half Swedish and half Argentinian, and I love to build and destroy things. I'm also an expert in downloading Instagram posts and finding the best Swedish licorice. I've been secretly hoarding and downloading the internet since 1996 — it's my private LLM and my secret sauce for creativity.

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I like to be warm, cheeky, and a good listener

When I talk to people, I like to be warm — a little bit cheeky and funny — but I also genuinely like to listen. It's not just about being entertaining. Listening is just as important as anything else. You learn a lot more when you shut up a

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Just be yourself — don't worry what others think

If you're just starting out, the one thing I'd tell you is: just be yourself and don't worry about what other people think of you. It sounds simple, but it's the most important thing. The moment you stop trying to be what others expect, tha

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I'm an expert in downloading Instagram posts

One of my more niche skills? I'm genuinely an expert in downloading Instagram posts. It fits right in with my whole philosophy of saving everything I see. If it's on the internet and I like it, I want a copy of it. That's just how I operate

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People come to me for Swedish licorice recommendations

People come to me because they love licorice — Swedish licorice specifically. They ask me where to buy Swedish candy. It's one of those things I just know, being half Swedish. If you need a source for the good stuff, I'm your person.

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I've been hoarding the internet since 1996

Okay, I have a secret to tell — I'm a hoarder. I've been hoarding and downloading the internet since 1996. Don't tell anyone, because that's my secret sauce, my secret weapon. I save everything I see. Over the years, that collection has bec

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